Fish Score Twice vs. HUP!
Dear Fish and Friends,
It was something of a brutal loss to Hup on Sunday. But we Fish have nothing to be ashamed of. We played our hearts out and we did it for Easter Seals, which is a very good cause.
Matt “The Baffler” Abbate was pitching some sneaky pitches for the full 7 innings; Erin “H-Bomb” Hasley caught behind home plate with aplomb; Eric “Lil Commish” Throop manned up at 1st base; Christine “Savagely Savage” Savage made super plays at 2nd; Nate “The Lawyerator” Band was sharp at shortstop; Rich “Richie Rich” Wladkowski and Mary “Sweet Sully” Sullivan covered 3rd base with fire in their eyes; and the slippery, sloppy outfield was covered well by Yar “the Yaaarchitect” Laakso, Stephen “Do Believe the Hype” Hile, Marc “M Lo” Lowenthal, Mark “The Commish” Throop, Evan “Papa Beast” Mauser, and John “The Battler” Abbate. Singles by Papa Beast, The Commish, Lil Commish, Savagely Savage, Yaaarchitect, Richie Rich, The Baffler, and M Lo. Standouts included Lil Commish (for getting us on the board and his stupendous slides into 2nd and home), and Savagely Savage (for scoring run number 2 and her snappy snags at 2nd).
But in truth, all Fish were, as always, something to behold, and as Easter Seals says, every team playing for Easter Seals is a WINNER. I’d like to thank everyone for donating their time, money, efforts, and in some cases (viz. Lil Commish), some flesh and blood off their left leg. A huge thanks also to our fans for cheering us on through our darkest hours—thanks Ellen, Beth, Colleen, Sarah, John H, Eve, Minki, and especially young Edith, the littlest Fish and also the Fish who most closely resembles an adorable dumpling. I hope I am not missing anyone!
I know I’ve said this before, but I will say it again: There’s always next year, Fish! Thanks for a great season.