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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Fowl Swingers team analysis

I have just recovered from the shock of victory over the Fowl Swingers. Now I can post the analysis on a team that has replaced the WhyBunts as the most Catfishy of them all. Here we go:

1) They bobble ground balls ... woah.
2) They drop pop flies ... Woah!
3) They let a softball drop between their confused fielders from time to time ... wait, WHAT?!
4) They sometimes play too shallow with their outfielders, thus allowing deep home run balls ... FAAAAAAN-TASTIC!
5) We can go toe-to-toe with them in all aspects if we keep our heads in it.
6) We can score many runs on them. This is unbelievable to type.
7) We can expect all sorts of power from the bigger third baseman who hit a legit line drive homer out of the park. Back up.
8) With their chattiness, non-athletic looking members, and overall relaxed attitude, these guys are currently the most solid match for the Catfish.

That said, we should continue to try and keep the ball in front of us on the astroturf. We did give up many singles but, aside from the rocket shot by the big guy, nothing got past us. If we can use our bats consistently we should be able to compete against these guys every time with our suddenly solid defense!

Off to start a spontaneous one man victory parade down Mass Ave. in Arlington.